När vi promenerade för att hämta Ben från skolan
Jag: So do you like John?
Charlie: Yes, but only when he plays games.
Jag: What?! Do you not like him when he talks to you?
Charlie: Hmm, yeah but only if he carries me.

Efter lunch när Charlie skulle få en godisbit
Charlie: I think I know why dad got fat! 'Cause maybe he loved treats when he was four and eight.